In before Obama-related journal crapflood...

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5 reasons to hate me:

1) Because I'm not here to be friends with everyone who passes by, and I don't want to be. Sometimes I wish some people would go away even. If I don't know who you are or you hardly talk to me, don't ask if we are friends, because if you do you probably know the answer already.

2) Because I'm a selfish bastard that, regardless of receiving great art and stuff from a lot of people, can't get around to give anything himself and will do something else instead.

3) Because if I have something to say, even if I'm wrong or as harsh or crude I may sound, I will say it regardless if have to, in all honesty, because it's what I think.

4) Because I hate people who are so stubborn as to try and change my views on everything, specially without any kind of basis. If you can't take the fact I dislike and think something you like is crap, for example, don't try to argue with me, just deal with it. If I change my opinion eventually, it's up to me, not you.

5) Because I hate people who can't get an explanation. Apples and oranges don't work for everything.

6) ....Because no matter who you are, what kind of relationship we have, or how close we seem to be, I will eventually hate you, maybe a little, maybe a lot, for whatever reason. And you should hate me some as well...